This is a picture of The Queens favorite baseball player, it’s not because he is a great player but because she thinks he is HOT!!!! I use the exclamation point to show how HOT she thinks he is. Whenever she sees this guy on TV I gotta get a towel and cleanup after her, if you know what I mean. 
Forgive me its been 8 days since my last blog post. Is there some sort of penance that I will need to say to pay for this sin? Last week I was just not feeling well, stupid weather cannot make up its mind if it wants to be spring or winter, so the cold and flu keep visiting us.
I did make significant progress on the deck on Sunday ( for those who really care, which is probably noone but TheQueen ), I finished the flooring and have as much of the rail up as I had materials. I worked on it from 9am till about 8pm, got a pretty good sunburn. Just need to get a couple more pieces of wood and I will be good to go for the building portion then I’ll have to stain it.
It looks real nice and it is great to be able to cook outside and be able to walk right into the kitchen instead of having to walk all through the house like I had to do before. If the weather ever cooperates I am sure we will be enjoying our new outside living area.
That’s all for now, hope everyone had a great Memorial Day weekend.
Today on my ride into work they were talking about women and farting. Women were calling in talking about their embarrassing farting experiences.
There were a couple that did it on dates and a couple teachers that did it in class, then there was the flight attendant who during a flight told a new attendant that she was going to go “crop dusting”. The new FA says “Did you say crop dusting?” “Yep its a special service we offer the passengers”, as she walked down the aisle dragging the smell behind her.
I stayed home Monday from work, was not feeling too well. I did get outside later in the day and worked on my project list.
Clean Pool
Of course this is a never ending project all summer, but the initial cleaning and shock treatment has been applied.
I also got the floor boards cut for one of the 3 sections of the deck and half of those screwed down. Don’t seem like much progress but for all the troubles I had on Sunday trying to get the flooring level it is a good start.
I am still optimistic about getting the flooring completed by early afternoon Sunday. Although if The Queen wants me to work on one of her projects on Saturday, then I don’t think I will meet my imaginary deadline.
Well I didn’t get as much done on Saturday as I had hoped, there were a few unforseen events that I had not planned for. First I forgot that I was going to have to watch the kids while the Queen took the Boy to his Soccer game. Game was at 11, so I didn’t get out in the morning to get anything done. Then my parents came over after the game, so I didn’t get started on my first project till about 12:30ish. So what did I actually completely check off my list…
1. Cut Grass
I did make some progress on the deck, we finished the framing, got the handrail post up, all but 1, that post splintered in the week I had it waiting to put it on the deck. So that really put a major cramp on the deck progress. But there are some pickets up and I will hopefully get to some flooring today ( Sunday ).
Urgh!!!
