No, none of the kids posted this question to the Queen, but I would have loved to hear her answer to this if they had.

We were watching wife swap on Wednesday, one of the wives was a Lumberjack and the other was a part time burlesque dancer.  The dancer had two boys one 11 the other about 6, the 11 year old knew all about what his mom did at night and about sex.  The family was open about the subject of sex while the lumberjack family was not, they had 4 boys of various ages from about 8 to 17.  I am assuming that the 17 year old knew about it but it was never said.

As part of the deal, if you have never seen this show, is that the swapping wives go by the family rules for the first week and they can enforce their own rules the next.  At the beginning of the second week the dancer wife gave a sex ed book to the father and said he was to tell his kids about sex.  The father refused and promptly took the book outside, set it afire and chopped it in half with an axe.

This brings me to my point.  After the show the Queen asked when I was going to talk to the Boy about sex, he’s 11.  I think it might still be a little early for it and will probably wait till he starts 7th grade unless he starts getting curious and starts asking questions.  Right now he still thinks kissing girls is gross ( I think ).

Back to the point.  I told the Queen that I will talk to him when he stops believing in Santa Claus.  So as soon as she talks to her little baby about Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and all the other mythical beings I will begin to think about talking to him about sex.

I told her I would tell him there is no Santa, but she didn’t like my straight to the point approach, hopefully she has her talk before he gets married to a woman with a Santa fetish.