This is a picture of The Queens favorite baseball player, it’s not because he is a great player but because she thinks he is HOT!!!! I use the exclamation point to show how HOT she thinks he is. Whenever she sees this guy on TV I gotta get a towel and cleanup after her, if you know what I mean. 
There she is again, taunting me, tempting me, walking back and forth around the office, blonde hair flowing with each step, sweater drawn tight, showing the curves of her body, she goes into the office next to me, through the glass window she flips her hair and laughs playfully, smiling, ignoring me. She wants me.
tired. sleepy. bored. underused. chicago. suburbs. weather. cold. move. arizona. texas. job. sucks. sore. achy. uncomfortable. head. congested. pants. unbuttoned. health. sucky. wife. sexy. sports. cubs. bears. steelers. callers. idiots. money. none. kids. many. car. lamborghini. cadillac. wrists. throbbing. women. latina. tv. house. two and a half men. stressed. out. numbers. 6. 11. 13. neighbors. clicky. vacation. vegas. strength. gone. food. steak. lobster. crab. surgery. many. boing. jessica. alessandra. christina. adriana. convention. avn. 69. you know.
I was leaving for lunch and our Admin Assistant was on her knees by the door and I though of saying ” Hey while you are down there… “. But I thought better of it since I need this job.
I informed the King that I am late with my menstral, and although we never have time to spend together there was one time last month (YIKES!) I do not think I have anything to worry about because for one the KING had a vasectomy last summer, however he never went back to make sure there were no more children hanging around so we are still careful but since nothing is 100%…………
Today he tells me that he doesn’t think that I am PG, normally he is the one who keeps tabs of when I get it, I always forget because I am normally running around with no head on my shoulders and I do not think I am because I know my body and I would just know especially having gone through 3 pregnancies. But…………………….. you never know
Please Dear Lord I beg you, no more children, PLEASE, I will go insane
