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Parents of the Year Candidates

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

I got a chat from a buddy of mine today asking how old a child should be to be left alone at home.  So I tell him it depends on how long it is for, if its just a few minutes, maybe 10.  If its going to be a few hours then probably 12 years old.

He proceeds to tell me that he got a call from a co workers WIFE that the cops were at her house, because they left their 8 year old kid home all day alone.

Me: Why did they call you?

Buddy: I don’t know

Me: Why did you go over there, I would have said forget it?

Buddy:  The police were going to press charges and take the kid away so I caved.

Me: Where was the father?

Buddy: Back at work.

Me: Why didn’t she call him?

Buddy: Don’t know, maybe she did but since he just got this promotion yesterday he was afraid to ask to leave.

Me: That’s bullshit, family comes first always, especially if its their kid.

Buddy: Yeah it is and they got a pretty wierd situation going on there anyway.

So my buddy ended up going over there and talking to the cops and called someone else to come look after the kid about 30 minutes later.  The father never did leave work early to find out about his kid.

Where was the mother you ask?  Well she was out of the state.   And apparently they had been leaving him alone for awhile and just now got caught.  I wonder who is watching the kid today.

My Brother

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Here is a song requested by the Queen, The Osmonds - He Ain’t Heavy He’s My Brother

This song has been one of my favorites for a long time. I dedicate this song to my brother, as today he walks into the courtroom ( for something he didn’t do ) at 9am for the last time as a free man. I just hope and pray that my parents will still be around when he comes home, I pray that I am still around when he comes home, I pray that he will still be alive when he comes home. I promis you that as long as I am raising your kids they will never forget who you are I will talk about you to them everyday. I miss you already and can’t wait to hold you in my arms again.

I love you little brother with all my heart

R



You Can Hold Me In Contempt Anytime

Saturday, April 12th, 2008

The Queen was at the court house with the Twins the other day, when I came home the Queen said that it was a good thing I had not gone with them.  Why I asked, were there some hot women there?  She says, Oh yes, the Judge was HOT!

Later that night I asked the Twins if the Judge was hot, here are their responses.

Twin 1: Huh? No.

Twin 2: I don’t know I didn’t touch her.