This is funny because Monday night I went out for my monthly dinner date with my cousin K and she was telling me that her hubby was asked to be a soccer coach, now all I can see this guy coaching would be either baseball or hockey, but not soccer. I was impressed however when she proceeded to tell me that he went on the internet and looked up information that he would need in order to be a good coach, kudos to T! Well yesterday I had gone to the park district to see if I could still sign up the boy for either soccer or flag football. Soccer was all booked up but flag football still had some openings, cool because the boy played soccer in the Spring so for the Fall I wanted him playing football. So I go ahead and sign him up. Well I had the twins with me and the oldest of the two tells me that she wants to play soccer, so I asked if there were any openings for her and the lady informed me that she didn’t think so but to go ahead and fill out the form and if there was an opening they would call me. I am not even back in my house two minutes when I get a call and it is the sports coordinator telling me that there was an opening for L, but he proceeds to tell me that there is no coach yet and if I were interested. LOL, I told him that I don’t know anything about soccer except the fact that you have to kick the ball into the goal to score and that you have to pass it to your team mates in order to try and score. He mentions that these are only 5 year olds so that is all I need to tell them to do. NO WAY!! I told him thanks for the offer but I couldn’t because not only do I not know about soccer but I also have a hand full of kids at home and I just wouldn’t be able to commit. He tried to convince me for another 10 minutes but I think he heard my tone changing a bit, so he asked if I could help him out by just calling the parents to let them know that Friday’s were going to be practice days and then to ask them if they would like to volunteer to be the coach. If we couldn’t find someone then the team would be split into the other teams with coaches, so chances of our kids playing would be minimal. So here I go, I pack the girls in the van to go and look for the field house. I had no idea where I was going but I had to go and get the roster. I had the pleasure meeting the guy I spoke to on the phone, I then remind him that I will not be coach and that I am helping him out and that it is temporary. I get the roster plus a bag of soccer balls and jerseys. On my way to the van I am saying to myself ” I will NOT be the coach, I will NOT be the coach”.
Karate started last night for the boy so I took him to that, the girls wanted to tag along so I took them as well, the practice was outside near a park so the girls were playing on the swings and slides while I made my phone calls to these parents. I sounded so gay I wanted to puke, lol. “Hi, can I please speak to ____? Hi_____ my name is R and I am one of the soccer moms for _____ team, I am calling to let you know that practice starts this Friday at 5:30- 6:30, also just to let you know we still do not have a coach for our team. Is there a chance that either you or your spouse would be interested in coaching the team?”. YUK! GAG ME!! LOL. Well I am proud to say that I did indeed find a coach, even though my MIL, my DH, and my mother all said that I was suckered into this and therefore would be the coach. I told them all never underestimate me, when I say I am not doing it, then damnit I am not doing it. So I will enjoy taking my little one to practice and then watching her play on Saturdays. It is a good thing that soccer is on Saturdays because flag football is on Sundays, I can enjoy watching both my kids play sports.

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