Married Leos

When I think of a MILF I think of these “Barbie” looking mothers, I hear the radio stations talking about MILF’S all the time and the descriptions they give are far from what I look like. However I have been told other wise. Here is my story: Two years ago my eldest daughter and her girlfriends wanted to go to Six Flags Great America, so being the nice parent that I am I told her that I would take them. However I found out that the park district was going and so I figured what the heck lets go with them so that way I do not have to drive, so all the girls agreed, there was my daughter her two friends and myself along with four other kids and the driver. It so happens that three of the other kids went to school with my daughter, so of course the girls were like “oh hell no, these three are not going in the same van”! Not that they disliked each other but they did not want to “hang out” with them either. Two of these people live one block from us, so I know these guys. As the driver begins our journey one of these “boys” ( a senior in high school at the time) yells to my daughter (who is sitting next to me at the back of the van) “hey Missy, I am mad at you.”  and she replies “why?” He replies back, “you could have brought your mother along ya know I think she is hot.” OMG! I wanted to crawl out of the window! This kid did not just say that! The van went silent for what seemed like forever, then the girls started laughing, and Missy says, “dude! My mom is sitting next to me!”. Of course we cannot see if he turned red because he is African American, but he turns to see if she is lying and realizes that I am in fact in the van, he smiles and says hi to me. CREEPY!!! So the girls every now and then would tease me about this kid being my boyfriend. Well my boy who was 10 two years ago use to go to this guys house to see if he would come over to play X-box games with him, (my son doesn’t care how old you are if you are interested in playing with him he is excited). So this guy would come over from time to time, they go in the basement and play for hours. Missy would get mad because he would always tell her in school that her mother is hot, and she would just cringe. However last night made me write about this topic. I was watching TV with my son and we were talking about different things, when all of a sudden he says, “Ya know mom, I don’t go by Nick’s house anymore, you wanna know why?” I figured the guy went off to college, so I said “he went back to school?” My boy says “oh I don’t know about that but the last two times he was here he kept telling me boy your mom is hot, she really is hot you know.” The expression on my sons face was priceless! He had this serious look on his face too. I couldn’t help but laugh and then he says, “man mom that guy has issues, he is sick really sick mom. I had to laugh more, my son had the cutest expression on his face, so innocent. Missy has made comments to me before that other guy friends tell her that I am good looking, that makes me want to move far away seriously it makes me feel uncomfortable.  Perhaps if I were 15-20 pounds lighter with a face lift and a boob job maybe just maybe I would consider myself a MILF, but there is no way I would say that about myself now, and I think the MILF’S out there would agree with me.