Today on my ride into work they were talking about women and farting.  Women were calling in talking about their embarrassing farting experiences.

There were a couple that did it on dates and a couple teachers that did it in class, then there was the flight attendant who during a flight told a new attendant that she was going to go “crop dusting”.     The new FA says “Did you say crop dusting?”  “Yep its a special service we offer the passengers”, as she walked down the aisle dragging the smell behind her.