Archive for April, 2008

Does This Mean Anything

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

tired. sleepy. bored. underused. chicago. suburbs. weather. cold. move. arizona. texas. job. sucks. sore. achy. uncomfortable. head. congested. pants. unbuttoned. health. sucky. wife. sexy. sports. cubs. bears. steelers. callers. idiots. money. none. kids. many. car. lamborghini. cadillac. wrists. throbbing. women. latina. tv. house. two and a half men. stressed. out. numbers. 6. 11. 13. neighbors. clicky. vacation. vegas. strength. gone. food. steak. lobster. crab. surgery. many. boing. jessica. alessandra. christina. adriana. convention. avn. 69. you know. ;)

Chat From My Office

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

This is probably toooo much information for some of you. Here is part of a chat I had this evening while I was in my “office”. Seems like today Hotfessional and I have had the same type of posts.

M—-: whatcha doin?

me: shitting

M—-: runny? or hard?

me: hard

M—-: is it one of those that when you wipe, nothing is on the tissue?

me: this time

yep

M—-: i like those

me: good kind

M—-: i have a laptop too now

so we can shit together

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

This is a quote from an insurance rep I was helping on a support call today.

“If this works I am going to come where ever you are and ride your leg like a Chihuahua”

Turn It Up Tuesday

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

I have only heard this one a couple times and for some reason I kinda like it. Psycho by Puddle of Mudd



One Step Forward Two Steps Back

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Ever have so much to do that you just do not know where to start? You start one thing then get side tracked and start another and now you have 2,3,4..50 projects started at one time. I know I sure have.

I was finishing up making breakfast Sunday morning when I looked around and saw the usual mess that had accumulated since the last time the kitchen was cleaned. School papers, remote controls, parts of kids toys, snack bags, etc.. That got me to thinking about another project on my list that is not officially on the list but needs to get done, the kitchen remodel. This remodel will not actually fix the problem of the mess, but the mess just got me thinking of it.

Saturday night I was outside working on the landscaping in front of the house, when after lowering the wall I found that I had 30 extra retaining wall blocks. Now what? These are not cheap.  I know, I will use them around the two trees we have in front.

New project!!! Put retaining walls around trees in front. This really shouldn’t be that difficult, BUT, our front and back yards are so uneven that it will probably take me an entire weekend to level the area around the trees and put in the retaining blocks. The issue now is that since I “temporarily” put the blocks around the trees, they are uneven and look like a roller coaster for rodents. So now this new project will need to be moved up on the priority list because it is an eye sore in the front of the yard. Grrrrrrr!!!

The Queen asked if I wanted to go to Home Depot and pick out the new landscaping for the front, I told her no I wanted to finish leveling the retaining wall first then I would go pick out the plants. Her response.. “Great, so it will never get done”.  No confidence.

I wonder what other projects will get added to my list as I finish the ones already on it.