I always wondered why I feel really tired in the mornings, and why I look like shit, with bags under my eyes. Well after 9 years of this crap I found the reason why last night. It is because the King snores like a freakin’ locomotive! MY GOD MAN!! I don’t see how anyone could sleep through that noise! He gets mad when I roll him over because I wake him up, well dude I can’t sleep. So lately I have tried not to roll him over seeing that he does have to wake up at 3:30 in the morning for work. Yesterday I wanted to put a pillow over his face, but thought with my luck he would suffocate, I guess what I need is a bigger house with an extra bedroom so that I can call that my paradise room.

I bought him those strip things to put across his nose but that didn’t work, and he has the nerve to tease me and give me crap about taking a nap (not naps) during the day, I am only trying to catch up on my sleep.